Originally Posted by
gringo
"What be the Zulu time where you be at?"
A few were sadists, no doubt. But most were good people, if only clueless.
"Captain, I'm trying to find you a commercial flight home to Fort Lauderdale, but for some reason I just can't find any direct flights out of Miami! I found some flights with connections, though! Would you prefer to go through Atlanta or Mexico City?