OK.... I did not read any of this thread....but had a response to sick leave.

I just had SURGERY....by a SURGEON....in one of those...what are they called....oh yeah, OPERATING ROOMS.

I had an INCISION....with those little STITCHES.....cuz I had an INCISION.

I filed the childish Delduh form....and STILL got a call from the CPO.

The CPO had an attitude about it, too.

I am nowhere near any sick limits, verification windows, etc.

GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.

I HAVE THE LANYARD.