The whole volunteering thing is ridiculous. I'm a regional captain, so I don't get many days off as it is. I commute, and that eats an average of four of those days off per month. Plus I have a family that I need to remind what I look like on what few days off I do get at home. So, when the hell do I have time to volunteer?! I'm going to just count making my own dinner at my own home twice a month as 'volunteered in the soup kitchen'.

It all went downhill when "Human Resources" having so much say in the hiring process became a thing. Get those clowns out of the picture, and we'd only be better off for it.