Originally Posted by
cheers1977
Actually my wife is on my overnight. Sorry you were such a bad pilot that only G4 would hire you. There are other options like McDonald's. I bet they have a much better retirement than G4. And, most legacy pilots DO get 17% without contribution. You are the mediocrity poster boy. Watch out for those gay FA's! They might touch you....
Don't forget to pack a patch kit, in case your "wife" starts leaking.