I can imagine it now. "Hey Captain, I'm ___ and I'm taking your jumpseat today. Also, when you get a second, a crew meal and a letter of recommendation would be great. Thanks."

In all honesty, I'd bet good money this individual is a 14-year-old kid in his mom's basement. Now, admittedly, his post history indicates a maturity level of an 8-year-old, but he can type as well as a 14-year-old, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

If, by some horrible, cruel twist of Fate, he/she is actually a pilot employed at SkyWest, all I can say to my fellow aviators is, I'm sorry. Occasionally some complete f--tards fall through the cracks of the recruiting department, as JB22's presence would indicate.