It seems to me that your time would better be spent getting on at an air carrier and establishing a track record of passing checkrides there, while adding to your overall experience and marketability. Think about your reputation in the industry. Think about how you will get a professional recommendation from a fellow airman when they find out what you did to cover your past. Trust me something this ludicrous will get around. I think if you put your effort into self improvement instead of deception you would be better off in all regards.
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