Why don't you go take a winter swim in the Mississippi MrStl. I think you might be better off just doing walk arounds and working the radio for a couple of months. Ok, ok, maybe I could do a tight squeeze into a size 14 instead of that 12. The good thing is there is no shortage of high heals hanging around Gojet and I have the legs for them.

As for the question about why did I go to Gojet, ok, I'm an idiot, I admit it. It's not that I could hide the fact now. I work for a company with an embarrassing contract that we just voted in and that we will have to live with for the next 11 years.

We need to change the way we are looked at, we are not the industry leaders but we are the most stylish off duty. New motto, Gojet, the most obedient pilots in the world!