Originally Posted by Twister

I admire your chill attitude about it!

So do we call you "Plug" now or later? And is there some kind of DAL tradition where the plug gets a party thrown in his honor or everyone above you puts cash in a hat for you? I've heard stories that at the AF Academy, upon graduation/commissioning the very LOWEST/last academically-ranked cadet gets a pile of money from all the cadets above them.

IMO you deserve something for your statistical misfortune.