George Carlin joke If you get divorced she gets 1/2 of all the $ and all the pu$$y.
So the pilot started dating again. He found 3 nice girls. Gave each $1500.
One saved, invested and gave to charity. One spent some on herself, spend some on you both and still has some $. The last one spent it all. Which one did the pilot marry?


He married the one with the biggest ta/ta's.