The Southwest this morning around 0640AM on Denver center, after much banter about his "light chop"....

SWA: "Will you call ahead to Chicago and ask about the rides?"
Center: "You want me to call Chicago to ask about the rides?"
SWA: "Yeah, it isn't like you got anything else to do this early in the morning."

I don't think he ever got those ride reports, not at least that we heard. Probably the worst part is the next center over from Denver is Kansas City, not Chicago.