I can make up stories on the internet too.

I went to Harvard, studied computer science. Started a tech company. Sold it for 374 million dollars. Retired at 19. Then I got smart and decided 374 million is chump change and decided to go win the powerball jackpot. Used my smarts to design a computer algorithm to beat the game. Collected another 490 Million on that move.

Now I work at Eagle for fun, not because I have too. This regional flying 14 hour days and waking up at 3:30am for this Holiday Inn Fargo North Dakota rockstar lifestyle in a jungle jet is so unbelievably fun and awesome.