Originally Posted by RyanP

Jesus! I can just picture Eaglefly arguing with a freaking rock on the side of the road, just for the sake of arguing it and telling it that maybe it isn't really a rock. You will need to see the proof and hard evidence that it really is a rock! "Maybe Mr. Rock, you are just a hardened clump of dirt which is stuck together due to baseless mud and you will erode into nothing more than dust in a few weeks, possibly a month. I know the others around here are claiming you are certainly a rock and will be around for a long time. Clearly, they are desperately trying to sell you off as a being a rock, but I am not convinced. I think maybe you are a false scammer rock, trying to pass yourself off as a rock for your own personal gain and I shall expose it to the world. I am not buying this rock scam you are selling. I will need further evidence in writing from multiple sources of authority and of course a confirmation from the President of the Smithsonian Institute of Natural History to prove these baseless assumptions of all the other local jackal geologists, that you are indeed a rock".

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