also heard from pax boarding a 1900:
"i didn't know i was gonna get an MRI today"
"i thought they shipped all these pieces of ****** to south america!"
when checking the door :"do you need any duct tape to cover air leaks?"
"you don't look old enough to be a pilot"; response:"miss, i'm actually on a special program: if i don't crash my first year, i'll get my driver license too!"