Hey guys,

On behalf of Robert, Jyri and myself, I'd like to invite all pilots with low self esteem to apply at Spirit. If you fall into one of the following categories, we'd love to hear from you:

Consider yourself "good enough".
Like not seeing your family for at least 4 weeks during training.
Feel that a quick upgrade (5+ years) is worth it.
Enjoy being valued by flight ops management.
Like having flight ops management visit recurrent, mock other airlines and mimic inserting vegetables into his posterior.
Like avoiding eye contact with other airline pilots.
Like avoiding eye contact with passengers.
Like to rationalize your decision to join a particular employee group.
Unable to read a balance sheet.
Like propaganda.
Gullible (see above).
Feel that having regrets in life is actually healthy.

If you feel that you fit any of the above descriptions, we'd love for you to attempt to fill out our online app and pay money to come to one of our awesome "schmooze fests".

High five guys!!