Don't forget! If you love being on time 50% of the time 100% of the time. Apply to this [graham cracker]hole!

If you want your pay shorted apply here!

If you want to work for the Worst Ceo of 2010 (and soon to be 2016) apply here!

If you want Comair Execs who love to give free high fives! Apply here!

If you want Eagle & VA rejects who love to discuss shoving cucumbers up his ass to recurrent ground school apply here!

If you want to wait 8 hrs for an electronic trade to get denied apply here!



If you want to make $20,000 your first year apply here!

If you want to do red eyes to third world countries in and out of FLL & IAH, apply here!

If you want to work for an airline with the greatest "slope" in the industry, get on over here!

If you love deadheading 2-3 legs on day one and day 6 of a RSV assignment, apply here!

If you want emails EVERY SINGLE holiday from the guy who likes to insert vegetables up his anus begging you to cover the open "accoutrements" because they can't staff properly, apply here!


If you want to learn to fly an Airbus by someone who's never seen the airplane on a trainer that doesn't work appopplllllyyyyyyyyyyyy here!


And for the record, the only "Low Tier" employee at this place is upper management. If we flew airplanes like they run this place, there would be smoking holes all over North America.