Originally Posted by
beverage
And for god sake, stop standing behind the podiums in ORD when trying to get a flight out on time. Utilize the ample space/seating provided elsewhere (read: disappear minions).
I am an ORD pilot. I honestly didn't take the email that way. Furthermore, I certainly don't want to be liable for a fine if one of those plain clothes TSA gets on the the airplane and through the door, and I was standing there shooting the $hit. Just may make it more difficult to be in the seat and ready to go 35 minutes prior, if I'm further down the hall in the nosebleeds.