He just wanted to hide behind his keyboard and call a captain a liar, it speaks volumes about his character, and his intelligence, Forrest G. Jr.
Funny thing is, the truth of flying the line is way better than any fiction. Morons like him provide volumes of material, and endless entertainment for captains around the world. He probably never noticed that when he walks up to a group of captains the subject of discussion usually involves MELs or SOPM details. They were really, discussing the latest(him), Edwards Flight Test candidate.
I should ask him if he is the F/O who reads a 3x5 card for the seatbelt announcements.