Originally Posted by
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It's not a happy endings spa. And even if it was I don't think it'd help some people's b**** faces. That's an actual thing folks. Google it.
That said, maybe it's like Disney now? Notice how they're always so well trimmed up when you're at Disney world? They have a barber shop.
If this is the case and we become more Disney like, I want to wear this:

How many pilots would trade a economy comfort delta + seat for a "happy endings spa" in the lounge?
How many flights would be 5 mins late??????