Latest official upgrade news from Delta Air Lines.

1 year 7 months on property. Now a Captain.

Maybe I need to take a course in CEO math, but 1 year 7 months is considerably shorter than our current 3 year (and growing) upgrade time.

Maybe he needs to use Bendo's fingers and toes as well?

Ah. Nevermind. I see what my problem is.

Hard to count when you're Four Short of a High Five.