I was a Jetstream copilot in 1995.
The Captain was boarding the folks while I went up front to get the clearance. The most beautiful woman I had ever seen IN MY LIFE boarded the airplane (no kidding, she was amazing).
She sticks her head up on the cockpit and I gave her my best smile.
She says, "Who did you tick off to have to fly THIS thing?".
Well, i'm a pretty quick thinker so without missing a beat I respond, "I slept with the bosses daughter."
She, it turns out, was even quicker than me.
She replies, "You must not have been very good."
Ouch...