Was in HPN one day, and this uppity snooty pax walks onboard and sticks her head in the flight deck and says "I've never flown on a tinker toy from here to Cleveland- are you sure I'm on the right plane". Captain told her that the 777 that was supposed to pick them up broke down in ROC and they called us in to take the trip.
... sad thing is the stupid woman actually bought the story!!!
