and then.... reality set in.


"Please stand by, mon ami, while I make sure none of my several roommates are sponge-bathing in the common area.

Ah, I see the coast is clear. No, please, come in. Would you care for a cracker and some cooking sherry?

I must say, your eyes look quite lovely in the glow of the trash fires. I'm sorry, what was that again? I could not quite make it out over the police sirens.

But you cannot leave yet! I 'ave already paid your bar fine!"