Originally Posted by
clear4approach
Great, then I'll be able to relive my American Eagle SJU experience and share a crash pad with some roaches, and wait for the bus to the airport (which either comes once or 15 times per hour randomly) in the 900% humidity!
Oh come on, you're leaving out the part where you get a hot local girlfriend who quickly pops out 3 kids and turns into a gigantic fat beast!