Welcome aboard
Flight number
Destination
Flight time
Smooth/bumpy ride (altitude optional)
Current weather at destination
-Calm/light/gusty
-Clear/partly/mostly/overcast/rain/snow
-temperature
(Any delay, operational or maintenance issues)
Thanks again, welcome aboard
I don't feel the need to say my name or my qualifications or where I'm from or what we are flying over or any other stupid fluff the pax really don't give a cr@p about