Originally Posted by
gettinbumped
My farts smell like roses!!!!
No way dude! I'm still rockin the concert t-shirts and the diamond earring on layovers.
Oh, wait....
My back hurts (freaking guppy), my belly is getting large, I can't hear (freaking guppy) and my nose and back hair can be braided. Yup. I'm officially old.
Just finished up 'Bus school and can't wait to floss 'n' fly that mofo in cooly quieted & comfortable wall-to-walled carpeted shiztyle!