Q1. When can you get us $125,000?

Q2. Do you know the difference between an airplane and a fish?

Q3. When can you get us that $125,000?

Q4. Are you an active member of the LGB community?

Q5. So, when can you get us the $125,000?

Q6. Do you pledge to thwart the union of over 3,300 JB pilots at every opportunity?

Q7. Could you get your parents to cosign a $125,000 loan?

Q8. Do you enjoy being a brown-noser?

Q9. Did you know that if, for any reason, you don't make it through the program we get to keep your $125,000 and that you'll have a great big black mark on your record?

Q10. Would you like to buy some beachfront property in Nebraska?

That's what I can remember. Good luck!

Rainbows and Unicorns,

GP