Then please don't bother applying for a line job at UPS. It sounds like you are a better fit for a management job here at a minimum. Flying for UPSS as a member of the IPA is the best job I've ever had working for the worst people on earth. Sarcasm and levity are truly survival skills and not cliches. I highly recommend you take a deep breath and evaluate your mental ability to endure the mental and physical impact of flying night freight. Your comment makes me think that, and I could be totally wrong, you would likely be a better fit at Delta.