Originally Posted by
scambo1
I had a friend kind of bragging about a trip he had with a particularly unhealthy capt. On the trip, he bought the capt a bunch of cinnabuns to see how many he would eat on a transcon. Later he bought him a carton of cigarettes.
I prefer pushing them down the escalator.
I couldnt care less if a Capt takes a lap of the plane for me. But, if he makes the bunk...well, he's a keeper.
Everytime we fly over a lake, or down the coast of Florida, I remark, "look at all those guys having fun on their boat. I bet they are loving retirement. I bet you'd love retirement!"