1 hour.

20 minutes to figure out where the hell I am, how I got there, and why I feel so bad. Turn on the TV and watch the weather or news.

20 minutes to get ready.

10 to do last minute packing and to make sure I didn't forget anything.

Always 10 early for the van.

I put everything I own in one location. I pack the night before. My clothes are always ironed and ready to go. For the super early shows, I will have a redbull on ice ready to go (assuming I can find a gas station the night before).

I'm not a morning person in any way, so I need the extra time to get going. Some guys manage to do 20-30 minutes before the van, but that's just not an option for me. I'm more suited for flying boxes at night, than people at the ass crack of dawn.