Originally Posted by
Claybird
- "Have a great day, Captain. Thanks for flying with us".
- "You bet, sport. Keep up the good work, sonny boy" *double pat on the cheek*. "Bye sugar-doll" *smiles, winks and nods at the flight attendant next to the greeting pilot*.
How about that?

Is it too much to ask for a pat on the ass once in a while??