With just less than a year here I haven't had a red eye since IOE.

As far as hotels I don't get what some people are looking for.
These are damn layover hotels not hotels you stay at on vacation.
I will say every hotel I've stayed at with F9 was also a crew hotel for another airline.
AA, DAL, Spirit, Alegiant, Atlas, JetBlue and UPS. Those are all crews I've talked to while laying over at the hotels F9 provides on layovers.

They must all be miserable also.
Some people will ***** regardless.