First we abdicate our entire hiring process to some computer algorithm developed by some third-party hack to whom we paid an a$$load of money.

Then we tease all of you with an email about how this is your Golden Opportunity to get tips and tricks on what it takes to make yourself more competitive (in case you were too dumb to figure it out, based on the boxes you'd damn sure better be able to check off on our application--NATOPS, Stans Eval, Space Shuttle Commander, & etc.).

Then we shut down the window after about thirty seconds because all eight thousand of you tried to jump through it at the same damn time.

Without a heart it's just a machine MY A$$!