Hey guys,

On behalf of your highly compensated and competent management team, I'd like to encourage all the Spirit pilots to go and sign this petition! Jyri and I have been pleading with Bob to let us give you even more money and this is just what we need.
Here's the plan: your NC will be bound by this petition (brilliant piece of foresight by Jyri's middle eastern friend) and right before we sign a TA, BOOM........... We'll all have to open our wallets even more, just to get you fantastic boys and girls on board! Bob will have no choice!
I do like that Audi fella, although I'd heard he was driving a Porsche now.... Is that true? .......... I'm a little perplexed, MH has a picture of himself with Trump (my personal idol) and Audi (supposedly) drives a Porsche......... Are union workers now making that kind of mullah (pardon the pun MH)? Clearly you're already making plenty!
That being said, maybe high fives are in order?

Later kids.....