wannabe
As a wannabe--I spend too much time reading the threads for a bunch of airlines, and I can say with all honesty--stuff like this is one reason I want to be at United. A new guy asks a question on several of the other airlines threads and is immediately blasted for being an idiot or worse.
A common thing I have seen on many UAL threads is "Welcome to United" and then an actual answer to the new guys question.