Or maybe, just maybe, they are a really good pilot who has worked hard, tried to make the best decisions for their career and family, networked with legacy and those lowly (sarcasm) regional Captains, went to job fairs that everyone says is a waste of time, paid all the money that everyone says is a waste to get their app reviewed and interview coaching, worked towards being the best pilot they can be and learn from pilots they have flown with, and worked just as hard as those with more hours (maybe harder??)

Oh and they happen to have big "titties".... Yeah it's probably just the titties.