Originally Posted by Leslie Chow

Funny is when, as it was explained to me, the passengers were deplaning and some douchebag captain jumped some guy in uniform's ass for not coming up and asking for a ride before the flight departed. The pilot just looked at him and said, "Really??? I'm a fractional pilot, and I'm on the fully-refundable fare ticket that paid your boat payment for this month, you dick."

Perfect.