I think this guy probably just won a $1000 bet when he told his drinking buddies "I bet I can get a pet duck, dress him up, and fly him to LA without a hitch...."

I'd rather share my crackers with this guy than my armrest with some obnoxious overweight passenger. The latest: Flying to Bangkok on Cathay and an overweight Indian businessman is talking LOUDLY on cell phone while drinks are being passed out in business. "Hey--pay attention to me....I CALLED you..." was what he barked at our male flight attendant. The FA didn't miss a beat, and simply said "I wanted to help you but thought it best to let you finish your call..."

So--I'll take a pig, dog, iguana, or duck over that guy anyday....