I'm standing outside Ft Meyers today waiting on the van. Delta crew walks up. "So, how long you been at JB."
"Almost 2 years."
"Do you have your app in at Delta?"
"No"
"Why not?" Points to FO. "He's been here 4 months."
"Yeah? Where did he come from?"
"Endeavor."
"Well JB is not exactly Endeavor." - now it's fun time:
" I have an aversion to a company that pays outs tons in profit sharing but can't give a hotel room to new hires. That's a deal breaker for me. And it's gotta be 500 thread count or better sheets. And we like each other at JB. And money is not a factor for me because I own a medicinal cannabis clinic."
Blank stare.
"Besides, what's so great about Delta?"
Anger. Resentment. Walks off.


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I was just busting b@//s but he was really offended I had the audacity to not apply...