Originally Posted by
Commando
Because the Head NURP in charge has been telling everyone who will listen to his lies. Quinn and Jennings have both been saying that "we will be happy very soon". Which people take as the UPS conference call this thursday.
And others saying they heard this or that from some Nurp or Maintenance Chief. And so on.
Maybe they gonna put a massage room with a happy ending next to sleep rooms. That would make everyone happy.