Alright, no more silliness guys. Back to subject. I would hate for this to be closed. Got this off the internet as I am too tired to think of anything now

"Pushing Tin":

Nick Falzone: (to Russell Bell) I'm personally going to see to it that you go down in flames!

Airplane Pilot: What?

Nick Falzone: Negative, United. That was not to you. Not to you!

CO569: What was that thin that just passed overhead?
ATC: Over or under?
CO569: Over
ATC: Uhm, I don't have anything in your area
CO569: I'm looking at his contrail right now, looked like an F16
Random aircraft listening in: *wispy voice* It was me....
ATC, the TED pilots, and several passengers in the cabin laughed

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."