This is my new favorite catch phrase.

Also, lets allow cleaners on WHILE we de-plane... I'm going to stand in front and shake everyone's hand while the cleaners try to climb over our customers. (Wait, we have cleaners?)

Also now maintenance will descide when we can board with a write up. I say let them. I'm sure the pax won't mind seeing panels removed while some dude swears under his breath at the plane. Nervous flyers should really appreciate it.

Bluesh!t...