Don't take this the wrong way, but you're coming across like a total dbag. Are you seriously ragging on a new guy because he doesn't have the lingo nailed? Way to go big guy.

New guys, welcome, glad you're [soon to be] here. You may notice that UAL calls familiar things/places by different names than you're used to. No biggie, you'll catch on. If you have questions, just ask, most guys won't give you the "perfect case" speech.