Like all of us I am a professional pilot who takes my job seriously. What kind of delusional idiot would think for one second that placing a magnetic sign in the jetway facing me will influence my work habits at all? Aircraft don't push late because of the front end crew unless it is something out of our control such as required maintenance or some other issue. I pushed about 30 minutes late recently because a sky chef van was parked behind my plane and they coud not start it to move It. If only I had had a metal sign with my push time on it we would have pushed on time SAID NO INTELLIGENT PERSON EVER! I have thick skin but I find this insulting and scary that management is so utterly clueless as to actually think this will make any difference to on time performance. What do they do in those Miramar offices?