I know right!!! Lol Total Nerd Festival in here.

Really! Don't take everything so damn serious. Believe me life will be much easier.

You're in a bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in another bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you are in McDonald's--working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. You want to quit, but you can't 'cause you're banging the slow girl on the fryer later. They say she's retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!