Originally Posted by
Busboy
You mean, all I have to do is wear my stripes to bed and I'll be gratified at home?
You friggin idiots!! Why didn't someone tell me that before?
Is there a larger sized epaulet for me to wear, though...
There is! Saw it in Louisiana. It's called Mega-Depends. Put 3 stripes on a pillowcase, and it looks like a nuclear fed oversized maggot. Lots of absorbing potential, so it should work A-OK for FH's 'roid pad in the Boeing.
