Originally Posted by
VoiceOfReason
Now this is a topic worth discussing. Pilots are inherently bad@ss, so flexing our facial follicles comes with the territory. Research has shown that pilots with mustaches tend to make a pilot look 47% more awesome, and pilots admire their fellow 'stached aviators 13% more than their freshly shaven counterparts. It's data on the internet, so it's got to be true.
I've also heard those with a mustache also make more money and always find an attractive girl at the bar on overnights, because science.