This just in... Seuthsayer predicts extreme temperatures of up to 95 degrees or more in July, 2017. When pressed, this same purveyor of predictions says it could snow as much as 12 inches during the months of January, February, and March.

Officials at Frontier deny these wild weather phenomena could ever actually occur.

The psychic says it's really outside his wheelhouse, but when pressed, he also predicted that Worker's, when paid sub-standard wages and then expected to perform at high levels in extreme conditions while simultaneously being chronically understaffed and while dealing with poorly-maintained, secondhand equipment MIGHT walk off the job when faced with overly difficult situations and given an opportunity to earn more money at the local 7-Eleven.