What fleet is this? Because the guys I fly with (756) are extremely reasonable---and cautious---when it comes to turbulence, speed, and in particular, F/A safety.
When keying the mike, pushing buttons on the MCP, or push/pulling the yoke: I like to think I've got a cabin full of my mom. She's 78 years old.
I like to do and say things nice and easy because she has no idea what we're doing up here, is pretty nervous about it all, and if it wasn't for people like her back there I wouldn't get to sit up here.
Well-said, Sir Winston. I also imagine that all 200 or so of my "Moms" carry my allowance money, and dole it out only when I do my chores properly....