Originally Posted by
freezingflyboy
For his next trick, when we park and the seatbelt sign comes off this moron shoves his way three rows up the aisle, rams his bag into my butt and gets wheel dirt all over the back of my pant leg. I know the flight was late but are you EFFING NEW HERE!? Early, late, on time or on FIRE, no one goes anywhere when the door isn't open and there are 40 people in front of you! You sir, are what make flying an obnoxious experience for everyone else involved. I hope you got to the parking lot and found your car was stolen.

I love I when the seatbelt sign comes off and people immediately get up and spend the next 10 minutes hunched over as I continue reading my newspaper. It gives me inner peace-chakras.
Last edited by GogglesPisano; 01-25-2017 at 01:16 PM.