Originally Posted by givememywings

Introducing my "10 Steps to NuttyJets Nirvana"

Step 1: Never admit that you might possibly be wrong. About anything. Ever.

Step 2: Repeat step 1.

Step 3: Insert Balloons and Ponies emojis.

Step 4: Pretend to know what the future holds.

Step 5: Insert master business acumen.

Step 6: Explain master business acumen in condescending manner because of your "many personally owned businesses."

Step 7: Insert annoyingly stupid analogies and metaphors to kick up the condescension a notch.

Step 8: Make sure there are plenty of lines between your steps for dramatic effect.




Step 9: Insert click bait.

Step 10: Spread gospel across multiple forums.


Did I miss anything? Oh yeah...ensure you have the last word by posting your steps more than anyone else.